Those of us who always knew dogs were the real baddies – how could an animal with deadly fangs, foul-smelling fur and toileting habits that would make Beelzebub blush be anyone’s best friend? – can now enjoy the rush of vindication. You want bravery, selfless devotion and a companion who doesn’t reek of damp socks? Send for a cat. (opinion of Jemima Lewis who wrote the above)
